Cool?

I have spent most of today surfing job ads. It is incredibly uninspiring, and quite depressing. Not that there aren't any jobs, but because I don't know what I can apply for. I have been looking more and more into general admin jobs. Today I found one ad from a 'Cool Media Company' (yes, the alarm should have gone off already there). I read on about the tasks, and what would be expected. At the end, they listed what the company wanted from the applicant: 1) Must be personable and well presented (sure, I can do that) 2) Must be confident (well, ok, on a good day) 3) Must be expert on a computer (eh? well, that's a bit vague, but no problem) and finally 4) Must be cool and funky (ah, definitely not for me then!).