One of those calls

Tim was out and about, and I was at home working when the phone rang.

-Hello?

-Hello, how are you? (In very heavy Indian accent, think Apu in the Simpsons.)

-I'm fine thank you, and you?

-I am very well, thank you. Thank you so much for asking. [Oh, for God's sake, just get on with it. You know I don't want to talk to you!] Can I please speak to mrs B?

-Eh, noooo, she is not in at the moment. Can I take a message? [Hehehe, very sneaky!]

-Oh, eh, no, I was just calling about her bank account. I will try again later. Thank you!

And this is when I want to scream - HA! You are not calling about my bank account! Although that would be kind of obvious... But 1) We do not have separate bank accounts, and they would definitely ask for Dr B first 2) My only personal accounts are in Sweden, and why the heck would they have an Indian guy calling me? 3) There's no way on earth a bank would call you on a Saturday.

So, sorry Apu. No business for you!