The life of Jim

We've had Jim to ourselves for a week now. It has been brilliant, having our own baby. We've spoilt him rotten, serving him roast chicken and melon (his absolute favourite!). However, the little man is getting pretty old (17!) and has his own routines... Basically, he has his own sound, a sort of 'meep' sounding thing. It's used for most things. Like: 'meep' come here and serve me food asap. Or: 'meep' get out of bed, you lazy bastards. Or: 'meep' let me out, it's 4.30 and the birds are singing. Or: 'meep' give me some attention, you selfish cows. Or: 'meep' I need a stroke or two, or I'll report you to the RSPCA (also known as 'meep' in cat language). He's a very demanding cat, Jim...