Tim - I woke up in the middle of the night by the weirdest noise. I was convinced there was a parrot in the bedroom!
Me - Oh?
Tim - Yeah, so I held my breath to listen for him, but couldn't hear anything strange. But then I started breathing again, and realised that it was just something in my nose that made the noise.
And he wonders why I complain about his snoring?
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